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Poem My Face In The Mirror Isn't Wrinkled Or Draw
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My face in the mirror
isn't wrinkled or drawn;
My house isn't dirty
the cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely
and so does my lawn;
I think I might never
put my glasses back on!
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