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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
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  He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life....
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  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on....
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  The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning....