Recently the 2000 candidates were asked the age old question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
VICE PRESIDENT GORE:
-- I fought for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I
will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the
chickens and I will not disappoint them. Oh yea, and I created the road...
GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH:
-- I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give
the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go
of controlling every movement of the chickens so they can get across the
road on their own.
SENATOR LIEBERMAN:
-- I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in
his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken
should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way.
SECRETARY CHENEY:
-- Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they
wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help
crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.
RALPH NADER:
-- Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire
makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to create
the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an
advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.
PAT BUCHANAN:
-- To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
