On Safari...
A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One
morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens
up her husband and they both set off to find the old woman.
Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there's the mother-in-law, standing
face-to-face with a ferocious lion!
"Quick, darling," the wife shouts frantically, "Do something!"
"Oh, no," the husband says, "That lion got himself into this mess. Let him
get himself out!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...