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• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• Preface: The person that this is played on must be someone who really deserves it because it takes several people to pull off.
  He must also live on the first floor of his dorm....
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• Uncle Bill was finding the money in the movie business rather poor.
  Unless you were a big star minimum wage was the best you could expect....
• The Plan In the beginning was THE PLAN and then came the assumptions, and the assumptions were without form, and THE PLAN was completely without substance
  and the darkness was upon the face of the employees, and they spoke amongst themselves saying...
• OK, you know that in Hollywood, every producer has his "Yes Man" whose job is to follow the producer aroundand say, "Yes, CB", "Right, CB" and so on.
  Well, one of these Yes Men got depressed, so down in fact that he was unable to function....
• Here's one that my roommate and myself did to a residence buddy.
  One morning (early) we taped together a bunch of sheets of newspaper to cover the victims doorframe....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....