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  The Texan says, "Well yaknow, this is really a pretty beach, but it aint no big deal....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
  ITALIAN : When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild....
• Undocumented Assembler Commands: AII Scatter Deck BAH Branch And Hang BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full BCF Branch on Chip box Full BOHP Bribe Operator for Higher Priority BSST BackSpace and Stretch Tape CUN Cancel all User Numbers EMW Emulate Maytag Washer ERD Eject Removable Disk EXOI EXecute Operator Immediately IA Illogical And KCE Kill Consultant on Error MST Mount Scotch Tape MVLR MoVe and Lose Record PDM Play Drum Memory (dated
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• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age?
  Tell him a joke when he's young. Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands full of sheep?...
• There were 3 guys, an Australian, a German and an Englishman.
  All guys were discussing their cars etc. The German says "I have a jaguar, and i call it 'pussy' cause it pers like a cat....
• Why do Texan girls walk bowlegged? Everything's BIG in Texas.
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....