If you're Southern, you'll know...
** The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.
** Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
** What general direction cattywumpus is.
** That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
** When "by and by" is.
** How to handle your "pot likker"
** The best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of
cold potato salad.
** The difference between "purt' near" and "a right far piece"
** The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.
** Never to go snipe hunting twice.
** Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is
actually going to make a turn.
** You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody! But nobody!
