10. The Gingerbread Man Chews Off His Own Leg to Get Out of a
Bear Trap
9. Geraldo and Gretel
8. The Ugly Duckling Who Had Liposuction and Cheek Implants
7. The Little Old Lady Who Lived in Al Sharpton's Hair
6. Dr. Campo and the Magic Beans
5. Mike Tyson Whips the Hell Out of the Little People
4. Scrappy, the Very COntagious Monkey
3. George Bush Won't Raise Taxes
2. The Little Engine that Occasionally Couldn't
1. Goldilocks and the Tainted Clams
Top Ten Chapter Titles From Shirley MacLaine's New Book
New Movies Starring Christian Slater
15> "Biting Raoul"
14> "Dentl"
13> "Alien IV Going Back In"
12> "Belly Jack"
11> "Breakfast at Tiffany's Spleen"
10> "Edward Scissorteeth"
9> "Untasted Heart"
8> "Young Gums"
7> "The Three Mouthketeers" (with Marv Albert and Mike Tyson)
6> "Broken Arrow Shirt"
5> "My Dinner of Andre"
4> "The Story of a Man Who Went, Without Surgery, From An Being
an Outie to an Innie"
3> "Who's That Eating Gilbert Grape?...
