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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
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• The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
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  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
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• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
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