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This Guy Goes Into A Doctors And Says "Doctor, Doctor You've Gotta Help Me.
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This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.
"That's not so much", says the doctor.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE
a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE
a day," says the man.
"Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to
take yourself in hand."
"I do", says the man. "Twice a day."
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