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• A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
  One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four"....
• This fellow's wife was very flat chested. He came home from work one day and to his utter amazement, there was his wife with a pair of 44" breasts.
  He said, "My gosh, Martha, what happened?" She said "Honey, I was making myself look all pretty for you and I was looking in the mirror behind the door, and I said to it, 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my tits size 44', and BOOM, look at the size of these suckers!...
• A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
  She decides that she can no longer life wiht these thoughts and goes to the Mother Superior....
• After months of scrimping and bargain hunting to make ends meet, a woman begged her tight-fisted husband to give her some shopping money.
  Can't you just give me an extra ten dollars so I can buy a roast?...
• Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
  he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
• How To Shower - Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
  2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....