A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,that's
interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing
left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.
The man replied," I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man.
The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs
from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I
will just wait for the police..."
