At the Doctor's...
-A young woman said to her doctor,
"You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
-The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Ow, that hurts."
-Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too."
-Then she touched her right earlobe.
"Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
-"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."