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• Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out.
  Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen....
• A young lady went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor started looking her over and noticed a rash, in the shape of a "Y," on her chest.
  When he asked her to explain its origin, she stammered, "Well ....
• There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.
  The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
  It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
• At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over.
  "What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts....
• A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was passing a great deal of gas.
  She told the doctor, "It doesn't make any noise or odor, but it's very embarrassing because I entertain a lot, and I know I'm doing it"....
• An eldrly couple decided to get married. The old gentleman had been after her for years, and she agree on the condition that they both get complete physical exams.
  They went to the doctor's office together, and he was called first....
• A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's office, having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined he
  "My, what a big vagina! My, what a big vagina!" The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed....