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• Q:" How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Six - 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• How many "pro-lifers" does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• Q: How many 'pro-lifers' does it take to fix a light bulb?
  A: 6 - Two to put it in, and four to testify that it was lit from the moment the other two began screwing....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• Q:" How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....