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• How many "pro-lifers" does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• Q: How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• Q:" How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Six - 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to change the bulb, and the other to assume the ladder....
• Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• Q:" How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....