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How Many "pro-lifers" Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from
the moment they began screwing.
Related:
Q:" How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Six - 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
Q: How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
Q: How many 'pro-lifers' does it take to fix a light bulb?
A: 6 - Two to put it in, and four to testify that it was lit from the moment the other two began screwing....
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
(Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
How many sex therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
Q:" How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Six - One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to (share) the experience....
Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....