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• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
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  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it sure takes a ****load of light bulbs!...
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