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• Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife screwing my best friend....
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him
• 73 There was a young man of Natal Who was fucking a Hottentot gal.
  Said she, "You're a sluggard!" Said he, "You be buggered!...
• THE CIVIL SERVANT'S DOG ----------------------- Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
  The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw....
• quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  "I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
• Caught In A Storm... Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
  They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard....