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• There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
• For all those Tool-Time enthusiasts..... HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of wa
  he hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit....
• There was once a man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went.
• And she had a friend named Durand Whose cock could contract or expand.
  He could diddle a midge Or the arch of a bridge -- Their performance together was grand!...
• 184 There once was a horse named Lily Whose dingus was really a dilly.
  It was vaginoid duply, And labial quadruply -- In fact, he was really a filly....
• There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter.
  It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
• here was a young person named Frisk whose screwing was really quite brisk but the speed of his action plus Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his tool to a disk!
• There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.