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There Was Once A Man From Kent Whose Tool Was So Long That It Bent To Save Him The Trouble He Put It In The Double And Instead Of Coming He Went.
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There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the double
And instead of coming he went.
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