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There Once Was A Freshman Named Lin, Whose Tool Was As Thin As A Pin, A Virgin Named Joan From A Bible Belt Home, Said "This Won't Be Much Of A Sin.
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There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This won't be much of a sin."
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There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
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It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
here was a young person named Frisk whose screwing was really quite brisk but the speed of his action plus Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his tool to a disk!
There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
16 There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of his mar.
As he saw him stick 'er, He said with a snicker, "You do it much faster than par....
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There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy -- but canny
A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny....