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• 170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
  He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...
• 133 There was a young fellow named Bowen Whose pecker kept growin' and growin'.
  It grew so tremendous, So long and so pendulous, 'Twas no godd for fuckin' -- just showin'....
• 172 There was a young girl named Heather Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
  She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together....
• 147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
  They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
• Here's one people can tell to their grandmothers: Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain.
  This captain was very successful at what he did...
• Here's one people can tell to their grandmothers: Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain.
  This captain was very successful at what he did...
• There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....