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• 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.
• 147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
  They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
• Q: Why are chickens so ugly? A: They have a pecker on their face
• There once was a lady named Flo Whose lava had poured out too slow, So they tried it all night, Till they got it just right, Well practice makes pregnant you know.
• 85 A young lady sat on a quay, Just as propper as propper could be.
  A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea....
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
• 134 There was a young lady named Brent With a cunt of enormous extent, And so deep and so wide, The acoustics inside Were so good you could hear when you spent.
• 157 There was a young fellow whose dong Was prodigiously massive and long.
  On each side of his whang Two testes did hang That attracted a curious throng....