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• There once lived a nonconforming sparrow. When winter came, he didn't want to fly South with the rest of the birds.
  Finally, though, it got so cold that he reluctantly started flying South....
• There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
  When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat....
• There once was a man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
  Oh what the hell, I'll get used to the smell. And think of the money I'll save....
• A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
• All tags lost-C: swallowed its belly button!
• There was young man from Crete Who could shoot across the street A chemist named Kelly Would bottle the jelly And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.
• LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS: ** An application was for employment ** A program was a TV show ** A cursor used profanity ** A keyboard was a piano!
  ** Memory was something that you lost with age ** A CD was a bank account!...
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....