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  A man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt, And God! how I wish it were me....
• There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
  She said, "Stop your plumbing, There`s somebody coming!...
• 60 There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
  She said, "Stop the plumbing, There's somebody coming!...
• 69 There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig was a folly.
  Said she, "Your pee-pee Means nothing to me, But I'll do it just to be jolly....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
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• Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity!
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  Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....