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• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*.
  The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother....
• Bill Gates is at this party and it lasts to past 1am and like all computer people who stay up late he gets hungry.
  He says, "Hey! How about us calling out for pizza?...
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• US President Bill Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to sacrifice.
  The problem, however, is that every time he gets near a virgin....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Taken from the May/June 1989 Utne Reader, which took this from Shawn Gosieski, New Cyclist, Fall 1988.
  (and it has come in from other sources -ed) A Zen teacher saw five of his students returning from the market, riding their bicycles....