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• The great logician Betrand Russell (or was it A.N. Whitehead?
  ) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1....
• I'm not sure if the following one is a true story or not) The great logician Bertrand Russell (or was it A.
  N. Whitehead?) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1....
• Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
  One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
  Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile....
• The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon.
  He stops for a moment or two, scratches his forehead, then asks the Cardinal, "Can you think of a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in 'u-n-t?...
• The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on the door.
  Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus....
• Bubba Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know.
  Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?...