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A logician at Safeway. "Paper or plastic?" "Not 'not paper and not plastic'!
Isn't statistics wonderful?" "How so?" "Well, according to statistics, there are 42 million alligator eggs laid every year.
Of those, only about half get hatched. Of those that hatch, three fourth...
One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3
x
squared plus 8
x
minus 9.
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, o...
Q: What is the fundamental principle of engineering mathematics?
A: Every function has a Taylor series which converges to the function and breaks off after the linear term....
Wasn't yesterday your and your wife's first wedding anniversary?
What is it like having being married to a mathematician for a whole year?...
A pure and an applied mathematician are asked to calculate
2 * 2
.
The applied mathematician's solution: We have
2 * 2 = 2 *1/(1-1/2)....
A physics professor has been conducting experiments and has worked out a set of equations which seem to explain his data.
Nevertheless, he is unsure if his equations are really correct and therefore a...
The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again...
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween? A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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