In recent discussions on today's serious diseases, one of the most serious
has been neglected: anneurisms. Although it is more properly categorized
as an event (like a heart attack) than a disease, there are many variations
which many people not be aware of:
* People at sporting events frequently suffer from Fanneurisms.
* Baseball fans in particular have Stan-the-manneurisms.
* People from Southern California have Tanneurisms while
* people from New Jersey have Rosanne-rosannadanneurisms.
* Buddhist monks often have Yin-Yanneurisms and
* overweight people suffer from Fat-in-the-canneurisms.
* On the highway, people get Vanneurisms but
* truckers uniquely suffer from Carrivanneurisms.
* Japanese movie fans have Rodanneurisms.
* Much of the middle class suffer from Suburbanneurisms.
* Woman most often have Manneurisms while
* men usually have Womanneurisms.
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