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A Woman Goes To The Hospital To Visit A Girlfriend Who Is About To Have A Heart Transplant.
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A woman goes to the hospital to visit a girlfriend who is about to
have a heart transplant. She's worried about the friend so she asks
the doctor:
Girlfriend: I'm worried about my friend doc, what if her body rejects
the organ?
Doctor: Well she's 36 years old and healthy. How long has she been
in business?
Girlfriend: She's been working since she was 19 years old but what does
that have to do with anything?
Doctor: Well she's been working 17 years and hasn't rejected an
organ yet!
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