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A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life?
She was told that it was. The...
There once was a poor lad named Timmy who had the misfortune of being born with only a head -- no arms, no legs, nothing but a head.
Now Timmy was a basicly happy person and he was loved and ca...
When The Shoe's On The Other Foot by Art Buchwald It had to happen sooner or later.
Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head...
Patient to eye-doctor: "I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor.
What are the chances? " Eye-doctor to patient: "Don't worry you won't be able to se...
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Asso...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.
His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it....
Well, there was this guy who'd been living a really great life as an art dealer in New York City, making tons of money and everything.
He was 30 and fixed for life, a millionaire, when he went to...
Lawyer: Did you say the plaintiff was shot in the woods?
Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. ==...
A WASP was driving his car at Sonoma County, where is a large mental hospital, he realizes that one of the tires of his car is flat.
He stops his car, looks outside. There is nobody around. Also...
At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining weight, so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one apple for lunch.
After eating their light lunch, the group would...

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