A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular
trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their
hotel and were shown to their room, the man said:
"You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an hour."
The wife lies down on the bed... just then, an elevated train passes
by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out
of the bed.
Thinking this must be a freak occurance, she lies down once more. Again
a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor. Exasperated,
she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager
says he'll be right up.
The manager (naturally) is skeptical but the wife insists the story is
true.
"Look,... lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!".
So he lies down next to the wife... Just then the husband walks in.
"What", he says, "are you doing here?"
The manager replies:
"Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
Jim Borza
Communication Factors - Fremont, CA (415) 797-3039
Sun Microsystems - Milpitas, CA
A Frenchman, a Russian, and an Italian are in heaven discussing their
respective deaths; they realize they all died because of cars. The
Frenchman was making love to his girlfriend while on the highway and
died in a fatal accident. The Italian drove his Ferrari so fast, he
wiped out, crashed into a tree, died. The Russian saved all his
rubles for a year to buy a Lada, and starved to death.
