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• How many EST followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A roomful. They take turns as the leader tells them what rotten and worthless bulb screwers they are....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many sex therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them.
• How many "pro-lifers" does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....