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• Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in, and another to repent....
• HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
  TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN....
• How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....