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• Q:" How many net.jokers does it take to tell yet-another light bulb joke?
  "A:" 1,622 - One to tell the original joke, and the rest to give some minor variation of it!...
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: "151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a _long_ story about it......
• Q:" How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only one, but he'll tell everybody....
• How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
• My favorites: Dump a whole bottle of detergent into the toilet tank.
  This produces great billowing suds out of the bowl on first flush....
• How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) One. 2) Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....