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• Q: How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many KGB agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and the other to check the microphones....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....