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  And with confidence, the woman responds: "Got to be in the butt, Bob....
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• There was this couple on The Newlywed Game and the man was asked where was the wierdest place they ever made "whoopie".
  And with confidence, the woman responds, "Got to be in the butt, Bob....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• A foreigner came to the USA to get a job, he couldn't speak a word of English.
  The employment counselor told him there were no job openings for people who could speak no English, but if the man would learn at least a couple of words, she would see what she could find for him....
• Laurel and Loren were this newlywed white couple that wanted to raise black children, and set out to work.
  Nine moths later, the fruits of there labor was bo...
• One night an elderly couple was sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs.
  All of a sudden, the old woman leaned over and knocked the crap out of the old man....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....