Laurel and Loren were this newlywed white couple that wanted to
raise black children, and set out to work. Nine moths later, the fruits
of there labor was born: a lovely white girl. Pleased but disappointed,
Loren decided to ask a black friend of his why the couldn't have
black children.
The fellow took him aside and asked
"Is your penis at least 1 foot long?"
Loren said no.
"Is it at least 3 inches thick?"
Again Loren answered in the negative.
"Well there's your problem man! You let in too much light!"