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• A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to give a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.
  Gee, I'm in kind of a hurry Doc," the man says, "can I just leave a pair of my underwear?...
• An elderly gentlemen went to the doctoor for a physical.
  After examining the man, the doctor said "I think you are alright, but just the same before you leave I would like a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample....
• A man with a pain in his arm called a doctor to make an appointment.
  The secretary told him to bring a sample of his morning urine with him....
• This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's office and shouted "Doctor!
  Help! You've got to do something!" The Dr. calmly replied "No problem, we'll just transplant one....
• One day an old man and his wife were sitting in the waiting room of the old man's urologist.
  The nurse stepped in, holding three specimen jars in her hand....
• Bill goes to a fertility clinic. "The first thing we need", says the doctor, "is a sperm sample".
  He gives Bill a bottle and directs him to room four....
• There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup.
  The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior....
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....