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  He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his brothers' behind....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• There was a pediatrician--who shall remain nameless--who
  hough he was a good doctor, was heartily disliked by all his young patients because in an effort to entertain them he performed boring magic tricks....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• What's red, green, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
  An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
• Did you hear about the Greek who left home because he didn't like the way he was reared?
  He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind....
• DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO: Spent four days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage?
  Took his expectant wife to the grocery store because they had free delivery?...
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...