Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says, "Hey doc, you know how
we have been talking about freudian slips? Well, I had the most amazing
one last night. I was eating dinner with my mother, and I meant to say,
"please pass the salt," but instead I said, "You fucking bitch, you ruined
my life."
Top 10 disqualifiers for consideration of relational status:
10. Uses "party" as a verb.
9. Knows all the words to "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?"
8. Considers "Whooooo!" a valid form of expressing approval
7. Thinks "quark plasma" is a party drink
6. Hair mass > brain mass
5. Thinks "electron transfer" is a new dance step popularized by the New
Kids on the Block
4. Thinks Dr. Spock has cute pointy ears
3. Has accepted more drinks than IQ, and still isn't drunk
2. Isn't expecting to go home tonight, but is hoping for a ride in the
morning
1. Needs pronounciation guide to read the television listings
