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  Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our chief use is to get your name....
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK.
• Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
  Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets....
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
• This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
  (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.)...
• You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
  They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
• Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done.
  .. (Cachunk!)...