I hate these machines, as much as you.
But try as we might, the cats just won't do.
The scratches they cause,
Holding the phone with their paws,
Only leave us feeling lonely and blue.
So, leave your name at the beep.
On the recorder it will keep.
And if there's a way,
We'll call you today,
Unless of course your a .
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...