We've Got 700,000 Attorneys At Law And No-one Can Tell Me What We Need Them All For.

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"We've got 700,000 attorneys at law
And no-one can tell me what we need them all for...
...he walks in to the room with a briefcase like a bomb
A smile on both faces, and he calls it aplomb
He wants a bite of your apple, hands you back the peel.
He's fresh out of law school, and he's got a license to steal."

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