"We've got 700,000 attorneys at law
And no-one can tell me what we need them all for...
...he walks in to the room with a briefcase like a bomb
A smile on both faces, and he calls it aplomb
He wants a bite of your apple, hands you back the peel.
He's fresh out of law school, and he's got a license to steal."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
Editors Note:
Here it is folks, the oneliner file. Over the past year, I have
received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but
not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....