One day as a father was helping his son put together a train set, the son
asked, "Why can big cats have little cats and big dogs have little
dogs and big humans can have little humans, Why cant Big trains have
little trains. The father said he would explain later. A couple months
later the two were at a train station. The son went up to the engineer and
asked, "Why can big cats have little cats and big dogs can have little
dogs and big humans can have little humans, why cant big trains have
little trains. The engineer looked down at the boy and said, "Well
son.....Amtrack always pulls out on time.
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
While she was participating in the olympics, a sixteen year old American
gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning East
German.
Upon returning to her hometown, she promptly went to confession. After
receiving absolution, the gymnast was so delighted that she did cartwheels
down the aisle to the door.
Awaiting her turn, old Mrs. Willoughboy said to her friend, "Can yu
believe what Father Pickmont is giving for penance? Of all the days for
me not to be wearing panties..."
