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• Dirty Ernie was sitting in school, in Oklahoma, on a reservation.
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• One day a grade school teacher asked her students what their parents did for a living.
  Tim," she said, "What does your mother do all day?...
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  The next day, she asks who has their assignment done....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• It was the 1st day of school. The 2nd grade teacher asked some of her students to tell the class a story of something that had happened to them over the summer break in which they learned a moral.
  The first student stood up and said, "Well, I went to my father's farm, and oneday we counted the eggs in the chicken coupe to see how many chicks we would get, but that night a wolf came and ate 1/2 of the eggs....