A guy is sitting on an airplane when he sees this beautiful chick sitting
across the aisle. He notices that she is reading a magazine about penis
size, so he figures he had better introduce himself.
So he goes up and says, "What you reading?"
She says, "Well, it says here that Native Americans have the thickest
cocks of all men. And it also says that Polish men have the longest cocks
of all men. ..... Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't get your name."
He replies...."Tanto Kowalski"
Little Sally came running in from school
"Mommy! Mommy! At show and tell, Billy
showed us something that's six inches long,
has two nuts, and can make me very fat!"
Gasping , the woman siad, "Sally! what on
earth did he show you?"
The girl replied, "An Almound Joy!"
you can call it
a malleable finite cylindraceous coil wrought
of parallel axes with azimuthal terminates,
or you can call it
A PAPER CLIP
