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  The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother....
• I don't sleep. Get away from me little monkey boy.
• Prom The photographer in the office next to mine was sending out prom pictures, when her little girl started asking about proms.
  She explained all about them. While going through the shots, they came across one of two girls as a couple, who looked kind of tough....
• So, little boy, who in your family do you look like?
  "I look like my father!" "Ah, I see! And you little girl, which one of your parents do you look like?...
• A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
  The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole....
• Saddam says "Don't worry little boy
• A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents .
  .. Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?...
• One girl to another: Hey look a One Eyed Spitting Snake!
  The other Girl: Reminds me of when I was a little Girl....
• A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.
  He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas....