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• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the "Bills".
  What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen" Why did Jeff always make girls nervous?...
• People love to invite Jeff to parties. He's a real cut-up!
  Gay men love Jeff. They know they can always drop by for a cold one....
• Jeff says at a party, "Sorry...I guess I really put your foot in my mouth that time!
  One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from Milwaukee....
• Jeff has a kid -- he's spoiled rotten! Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy, the guy goes all to pieces!
  Jeff's favorite brand of clothing? Dis-Members only....
• JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
• Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
  When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs to put in the hammer....
• Jeff's favorite toast at a party..."Bottoms Up!" What do Wisconsin and New Jersey have in common?
  Hack'n'Sack! Jeff's favorite vacation spot? Hungary!...
• When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
  Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....